Raccoin
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The currency of the world  /  issued by nobody Accepted behind every restaurant on this street Minting continues while you sleep No reserve bank  /  one raccoon with a bin The currency of the world  /  issued by nobody Accepted behind every restaurant on this street Minting continues while you sleep No reserve bank  /  one raccoon with a bin

One raccoin,
held against
everything else

Rates, this street, tonight

I struck the first one out of a washer I found flattened under a delivery van. It bought me a sandwich that same night, so the value was established immediately and has never been formally questioned.

AgainstRate24h
Municipal bin, lid unlocked4.00+2.4
Whole sandwich, abandoned, still warm1.00-0.7
Half a sandwich, from a bench, supervised3.00+1.9
Eye contact with a homeowner at 3amFREE0.0
One uninterrupted night behind the bakery0.50-4.1
Being taken seriously by anyoneNONE0.0

The reserve

Everything backing this currency fits under a loose board behind the bakery. I have counted it twice and both counts were correct, which I consider a full audit.

Struck this year
As many as I found
Metal
Whatever was flat
Held by
Me
Guaranteed by
Also me
A stack of raccoin coins